Elvis Sighted in West Texas

Elvis, Spotted Yesterday in the Vicinity of Nowhere

Residents of the middle of nowhere, somewhere in West Texas, were surprised yesterday when a man appearing to be Elvis rode through on horseback. 

"I couldn't believe my eyes," said local yokel JoBob Jenkins. "Elvis just rode right through the back field." 

This isn't the first sighting of Elvis in the area. He often drops in for some barbeque, as it's well known that the alien ship he lives on has no place for a pit. Some have argued that it couldn't be the real Elvis as he would prefer Memphis barbeque, but that argument fails to account for the fact that Texas barbeque is far superior to barbeque in any other part of the US, and the real Elvis would obviously know that.