Nowhere, Tx. The Wicked Witch of West Texas held an impromptu press conference this morning in front of Joe's Barbeque Shack to announce a plague of grasshoppers to be unleashed on the Western half of the United States for Summer of 2010. The crowd was mostly silent as they heard the Witch's proclamation, but farmers and ranchers are worried about the damage that such a plague might bring to rangelands.
"That Witch is a real problem. No doubt about it," remarked one man who refused to give his name for fear of Witch reprisals.
