Above Video Features Some Fashion Coalitionists Adopting the Latest Trend
In local fashion news, sky writing as of this morning declared, “fanny packs back in,” meaning that a new fashion craze is afoot in the Nowhere region. What this portends is anyone’s guess, but it’s well understood that the Wicked Witch of Nowhere has created, in cahoots with Prada, Marfa, an incredibly useful and stylish bag tech in which a handbag, or perhaps a fanny pack is equipped with a dimensional portal such that the bag can contain anything in the known universe, including the imaginary regions. The yokelry has long hoped that this wildly fashionable innovation would be made publicly available. Many of the more suggestible inhabitants hereabouts have already donned this newly declared fashions statement.
There’s a good chance this is yet another vampire removal scheme. Only time and time-travel will tell. There is history of this sort of accessory declaration setting off a dance craze that has, in some cases, lasted for days.
