Witch's Red Shoes Found-- Developing

Nowhere, Tx. The Wicked Witch, formerly known as The Wicked Witch of West Texas before her galactic expansion campaign, has isolated the exact pair of red shoes in which to store the secret of the Red Shoe Enchantment. This will almost certainly lead to some dope fashion in deep West Texas as all the folks try to get in on the latest craze, whether by investigating the physics of the Red Shoe Enchantment themselves, or by selling all sorts of crazy stuff to the inevitable throngs that will arrive once again to get in on the latest in whatever all of this craze suddenly is. People used to avoid the hexed locales known to be haunts of the notorious witch. Now, every crazy new idea spawns crowds. What happens when they all start investigating magnets? Hm? Anyhow, a dance craze is likely to ensue, but that helps the vendors of concessions, who keep their wits about them by wearing earplugs and repeating the mantra, "Walla Walla" over and over to themselves. People in the Nowhere environs have learned to adapt to an altered version of reality, given the absurd levels of magical, mystical and supernatural experimentation carried out in the area. One wonders what happens if the secrets of The Hoodoo Altar come to be known to a wider public.