West Texas Wobbles Of Late

Nowhere, West Texas has seen much anomalous tilting activity in recent months with Vortex-like effects. This is wreaking annoyance and befuddlement in space/time equations undertaken in more civilized locales. Erstwhile cited outbreaks of extravagant shadows continue unabated, which, enhanced by tiltiness, which some are calling "winds", has become discombobulating. People are flocking too and from Nowhere, sorted by their affinity for unusualness. Our quantum-entangled twin city of Walla Walla is also experiencing some odd occurrences, but given the histories of wickidities this is not exactly new and therefore, not news. Current forecasts for upcoming cold fronts have herby been back-dated by the application of Klaus Nomi, patron saint of Nowhere, Tx.