Shadow Topiary Roundup This Weekend

Nowhere, Texas will host the annual Shadow Topiary Roundup beginning Friday and continuing through Sunday, which will be plenty of time for the shadows to be cast all over this burg, so don the new black and sashay about sampling whatever is this year's bacon ice cream, get in on a dance craze and think of how glamorous all of this is for little ol' Nowhere. Mingle your shadow from multiple light sources with the shadows of the finest toparies in existence anywhere. Don't worry. It's supposed to be confusing, apparently. Nobody is exactly sure with this artsy stuff. Anywho, yeehaw. Don some kind of a disguise is the best advice, the cleverer the better. It will deflect attempts at analysis. That's always true, though.