Elvis and the Elvises Set to Play Nowhere

The famed quasi-real supergroup, Elvis and Elvises has just announce a surprise performance down by the BBQ strip-mall next and last Saturday in iterations. This group, front-lined by The Artist Formerly Known as Elvis (TAFKAE), features an incredible line-up of uber-dimensional Elvis impersonators. The performances are known to be lurid spectacles of the most ridiculous sort, and thus completely appropriate in this spooky locale. Be there, or be some uncool geometry.