(Middle of Nowhere, Tx)Nowherites are yet again facing an unsure future ever since posters started popping up around town reading "Wanted Lulu Lopez-- Reward"
This creates a frightening quandary since telling the Witch anything might result in being hexed. Giving her information that turns out to be wrong-- even if the informer was merely mistaken-- will certainly result in a very nasty hex. Yet telling her nothing at all may have exactly the same result, as she may decide the town knows something and it is holding out on her.
There is to be a town meeting tonight at Jerry Ray's muffler and taco shop.
"I don't got no gol darned idea where this Lulu girl is, but I kinda hope the Witch gets her before someone else gets hurt. I feel real bad sayin that but what ever is going on is between that girl and the Witch and shouldn't have to involve the rest of us." Commented one local who preferred not to be named.
In the mean time it's probably best to act as dumb as you possibly can and hope that The Witch is satisfied to think us all dolts.
If you actually spot The Witch, or any of her usual signs like sky writing, or a strange animal where you would normally expect a person notify authorities. Not that they can do anything about it other than try to keep people safe.
Speculation on why The Witch has so suddenly resurfaced has focused on the coming tell-all book about Lulu Lopez's experiences with The Witch, written by some weirdo who goes buy the name of Zelda del West. The Witch has made it know via sky writing that "It's a book of lies," and that she'll "get Lulu and her ghost writer, too."
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
Rumor has it that The Witch may be facing an unusual challenge in getting revenge on the ghost writer, as, according to rumor, this writer may be an actual ghost. Watch here for more updates as they become available.