Zelda del West Book Goes on Sale Soon

(Nowhere) Zelda del West's shocking tell-all about local affliction, the Wicked Witch of West Texas is set to go on sale soon, and many in the Nowhere area eagerly await its release. Having had long experience with Wickidity, hexes, plagues, scourges, blights, banes, curses, pestilences, terrors and other bad things, locals want to get their hands on this account of what happened to the girl targeted by the Wicked Witch for special harassment. With the Witch having recently left the area people are finally able to have some peace of mind, the constant worry of being transformed into a non-mammalian life form has abated, but curiosity about the real origins and practices of this evil doer remain. West Texans never knew why the Witch chose this particular part of the world to work her bad magic, nor did they dare to question her on the subject. Truly, most found it better to stay far, far away from her whenever possible without making it overly obvious so as to offend. The book promises to be a big seller in these parts.