Witch's Wand Stolen- Witch Enraged

Mayor Hicks 

West Texas- The notorious Wicked Witch of West Texas is in a rage today, after discovering her favorite wand missing. The Witch, who has caused numerous problems in the area since arriving in West Texas a decade ago, is threatening havoc if the wand is not returned. Ft. Stockton Mayor, Bubba Hicks, is appealing to whomever might have taken the wand to return it to the police station, to avoid a curse on the town. Last year the whole town was instantly coated with black mold when a local jerkwater annoyed the Witch by suggesting that she wait her turn at the donut shop.

“There's no telling what the Witch will do this time,” Hicks said today. “She misplaced her crystal ball last year in Ozona and turned everyone in the town into horny toads until she found it. It was horrible. All those lizards running around all over town. Inside the stores, in the SUVs... Horrible.”

“Then, there was the restaurant where she ordered beef fajitas and a margarita and they mistakenly brought chicken fajitas and horchata. She blinded the whole town. With science. Weird science, is what I heard.”

Shortly after making these statements Hicks suddenly turned into a jackalope and ran away. Whether his transformation was witch-related is yet unknown.

The wand is described as red and white striped with thorns. Anyone with information as to its whereabouts is advised, for his or her own safety, to call the police. Again, the Wicked Witch of West Texas is considered armed and dangerous, so approaching her directly is not advised.

Seriously, don't keep this wand, or hide it good.

Above is the photo taken of Mayor Hicks just before he hopped away. A reward is being offered for his return, and anyone with information as to his whereabouts should contact the mayor's office. He may be attracted to barbeque pits, and taco stands.