Friday, June 15, 2012

What's Up in West Texas?

(Nowhere) A sudden spike in relative normalcy has West Texas residents scratching their heads of late. Nobody can pinpoint the exact moment it happened, but during the last few weeks the Wickidity levels in the area of Nowhere dropped off and eventually vanished all together. Several local Wickidity monitoring stations have been closed up, with barbeque and taco stands taking their places. There have been no sightings of the Wicked Witch of West Texas either. A few weirdos who were living in a creepy house at the edge of town disappeared, but as they were just some sort of weirdos and not from around these parts there is a general agreement that they probably just wandered off or got eaten by Chupacabras, so their disappearance is of little concern.

Among events that have locals baffled is the return of Professor Prattle who insulted the Witch and was transformed into a blue lipped fence gecko. Re-appearances and un-transformations have abounded in the area. It's almost as if the Witch has left the area and decided to undo all of the Wickidity she had previously cursed the area with. So far there is no word on what my have transpired, but residents are currently very happy with the situation, though not wanting to get too optimistic just yet.